Eyes on Everything

The Conspiracyof the Watchdogs

"They are not as clever as they think they are. We are going to prove it."

Ten operatives. One round table. Founded in a parking garage in 1987. They have outlasted six administrations, four attempted coups, and one very unfortunate congressional investigation that somehow resolved itself.

Solomon
Operative 01
Solomon
The Archivist
Bloodhound
Solomon is the oldest active member of the Conspiracy and the one most likely to already know what you are about to tell him. He joined in 1989…
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Moctezuma
Operative 02
Moctezuma “Moc”
The Elder
Xoloitzcuintli
Moctezuma — Moc to those he allows to use it — founded the Conspiracy in a parking garage in 1987 with a single sentence that the other founding…
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Finnegan
Operative 03
Finnegan “Finn”
The Strategist
Irish Wolfhound
Finnegan thinks three moves ahead in every conversation and has the discipline not to show it. He joined the Conspiracy as a strategist and has remained one because…
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Kira
Operative 04
Kira
The Field Agent
Siberian Husky
Kira operates in the field because no other environment makes sense to her. She joined the Conspiracy at twenty-six after a career in competitive international athletics that she…
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Camille
Operative 05
Camille
The Courier
Afghan Hound
Camille moves information between people who cannot be seen to be in contact with each other. This is, she will tell you, not a metaphor — she physically…
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Douglas
Operative 06
Douglas “Doug the Pug”
The Analyst
Pug
Douglas — Doug the Pug — is the Conspiracy's analyst, which is a polite way of saying he is the one who sits with vast amounts of raw…
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Harold
Operative 07
Harold
The Surveillance Expert
Basset Hound
Harold has been watching the same four square blocks of a specific neighborhood in a specific city for eleven years. He will not say which city. He will…
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Victor
Operative 08
Victor
The Muscle
Great Dane
Victor is the largest member of the Conspiracy and the quietest. He is not the muscle in the way that word is usually meant — he does not…
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Echo
Operative 09
Echo
The Operative
Belgian Malinois
Echo is the Conspiracy's most active field operative and the one about whom the least is known, which is the point. She communicates in short transmissions, operates on…
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Vesper
Operative 10
Vesper
The Scout
Whippet
Vesper moves first. In every operation, in every room, in every conversation — she is already positioned before others have finished assessing the situation. She is the Conspiracy's…
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Kitty
Operative 11
Kitty
The Shadow
Cat
Kitty is not a dog. This has been noted. The Conspiracy noted it when she first appeared in a surveillance report as an unidentified figure who had clearly…
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The Round Table

Ten operatives. One mission. They meet when it matters. And it always matters.

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