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Two competitions. One legendary dog. Pick your entry β or enter both.
Conspiracy of the Watchdogs (C.O.T.W.)
The Millionaire Dog Club is not just a club β it’s a calling. The Conspiracy of the Watchdogs is the inner circle, the roundtable of elite canines who have been chosen to serve a higher purpose: keeping watch over the powerful, protecting the pack, and looking absolutely magnificent while doing it.
Is your dog a natural operative? Do they survey every room the moment they enter it? Do they communicate with their eyes in ways that suggest classified knowledge? Then it’s time to submit their application to the C.O.T.W. Roundtable. Acceptance brings prestige, prizes, and a permanent place in the legend of the Millionaire Dog Club.
π C.O.T.W. Application Rules
- 1Applications are open to all dogs regardless of breed, size, or level of shadiness.
- 2One application per dog. Duplicate entries will be investigated by the C.O.T.W. itself.
- 3All fields marked required must be completed. Incomplete applications will not be reviewed.
- 4Selection is made by the C.O.T.W. Roundtable. All decisions are final and classified.
- 5Accepted operatives will be notified by email. They will also likely just know.
- 6By submitting, you consent to a tracking cookie being set to confirm your application and prevent duplicate entries. No personal data is shared with third parties.
- 7Prizes and perks will be announced with each contest cycle. Current members automatically roll over to new cycles.
π Submit Your Dog’s Application
Application Received
Your dog’s application has been forwarded to the C.O.T.W. Roundtable for review. You will be contacted by email. Until then β trust no one.
The Millionaire Dog of the Month Contest
This is what the Millionaire Dog Club was built for. The Millionaire Dog of the Month Contest celebrates the dogs who have fully embraced the good life β the ones living better than their owners, demanding better thread counts, refusing to eat unless it’s presented properly, and generally running the household like a Fortune 500 company.
We want to see your dog’s most lavish, most ridiculous, most unapologetically extra moment. The spa day. The gourmet meal. The designer bed they refuse to share. Submit up to three photos and make your case to the world. The public will judge. The crown will go to the most magnificently wealthy canine in the game.
π The Millionaire Dog of the Month Rules
- 1One entry per dog. Multiple accounts or devices used to submit duplicate entries will be disqualified.
- 2Submit between 1 and 3 photos. Each photo must be under 1MB. Accepted formats: JPG, PNG, WEBP.
- 3Photos must feature your dog. No stock images, AI-generated images, or other dogs.
- 4Photos must be appropriate for all audiences. The C.O.T.W. reserves the right to disqualify any entry.
- 5By submitting, you confirm you own the photos and grant The Millionaire Dog Club the right to display them on the site for contest and promotional purposes.
- 6Voting will take place during a designated public voting period. Details will be announced via email to all entrants.
- 7Winners are determined by public vote. Prizes will be announced at the start of each contest cycle.
- 8By submitting, you consent to a tracking cookie being set to confirm your entry, prevent duplicate submissions, and manage your voting eligibility. No personal data is shared with third parties.
- 9A WordPress account is NOT required to enter. Your entry is tracked via the cookie set on submission.
π Submit Your Millionaire Dog Entry
Entry Submitted!
Your dog has officially entered the Millionaire Dog of the Month Contest. You’ll receive an email when the voting period opens. May the most lavish dog win.